Friday, August 31, 2007

In 1982 Time Magazine named Francis Goh its 'Man of the Year'!

Happen to see this on Ian's and Theo's blog, so decided to give it a try. Absolutely hilarious.

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Francis Goh!

  1. Francis Goh cannot burp - there is no gravity to separate liquid from gas in his stomach.
  2. In 1982 Time Magazine named Francis Goh its 'Man of the Year'!
  3. According to the story, Pinocchio was made of Francis Goh.
  4. Francis Goh is physically incapable of sticking his tongue out.
  5. Most bottles and jars contain at least twenty-five percent recycled Francis Goh!
  6. Human beings are the only animals that copulate while facing Francis Goh.
  7. The pigment Indian Yellow was manufactured from the urine of cows fed only on Francis Goh.
  8. The deepest part of Francis Goh is over 35,000 feet deep!
  9. If Francis Goh was life size, he would stand 7 ft 2 inches tall and have a neck twice the size of a human.
  10. The Vikings believed that the Northern lights were caused by Francis Goh as he rode out to collect warriors slain in battle.
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